Im getting a spray tan Should I get naked How long will it take Shall I just wear my undies do i bring my togs How embarrassing she will see my big bum, saggy boobs, pimples, fat tummy, whiteness, big legs, big thighs, you know this list goes on for women, as for the men they just stand there in the full glory. Oh boy we are so different. Oh the dilemma of getting a spray tan. Over the years I have seen over 15 thousand naked bodies and they all blend into one and to be honest when tanning we are not looking at your pimples, hair, scars, tattoos, (well sometimes your tattoos), boobies or any other body part that each of you like to point out . Im interested in doing the job and sometimes that involves me asking you to 'lift' your boobies up so I can spray your tummy but don't think you are the only one in the world that has to do that, YES YOU ARE NORMAL. Now If you want a good spray tan then best you listen to the instructions... Dont turn before I ask Dont try to be helpful by moving for me Don't anticipate what my next move is Dont put your arms down Don't put your legs together while im tanning you But DO tell me where your going on holiday Do tell me what you would like from your tan Do tell me what fun things you will be doing Do tell me how amazing you feel after your tan Getting a spray tan is not scary, it is really AWESOME, it is fast (well at BROWNALLYEAR it is) and you feel amazing after a tan. We wont make you orange, tanning has come a long way since it first became the buzz and we have been doing it for over 2 decades now so we are very experienced at looking at bodies and determining what needs to be applied for the best outcome. We supply a gstring and a hat for your hair but you can always wear what ever you want. We encourage the Birthday suit but anything goes, we just want you to feel comfortable getting a tan.
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