Sick of winter and it hasn't even began

Nothing beats a spray tan but the next best thing is a tan in a bottle. Yes the magic happens at home from a bottle with a little bit of effort you can leave the house looking like you just got off the hammock .

Tricking your brain into thinking that you have been on holiday is the first part to happiness, it's like fake laughing, your brain can't distinguish whether it's real or not so it releases serotonin so you feel happy and I'm convinced this happens when I tan myself, I can go from a 2 to a solid 7 in 5 minutes and I look amazing so I feel amazing right up till the day my tan starts fading and I can feel the happiness slowly leaving.

Wait...it is that what they call addiction?
probably, well I have an addiction but it doesn't hurt anyone and makes me happy more times than not so I'm sticking with it.

I remember when I was a teenager I would have sunbeds and I would lie under those magical lamps for a whole 25 mins in my lunch break dreaming I was in a tropical island only to go back to work smelling like a half cooked cookie. I was convinced that S.A.D sun affective disorder is what I had and it was real because after I was tanned I felt amazing until I discover spraytanning and got the exact same feeling from a five minute SprayTan, it was then I realized I had tricked my brain. I didn't NEED the actual warmth, though it was nice, I needed the BROWN, which led me to believe in the power of the mind and tricking ourselves into happiness. It truely was magic in a bottle and I could have a spa or a hot shower or sauna to get the warmth so not only did I stop slow cooking my body on the beds I saved time money and learnt valuable lessons that today have helped me create the brand we call SAFE.

I have told my family if I'm ever in hospital you bring the magic (Mist Spray) so I can keep up the illusion I tell my brain which in turn will help me to get better . (That's what I've told them anyway).

Sooo the moral of the story is
​'Brown makes everything better'